ultrabish:

I procrastinate going to sleep even when I’m sleep deprived

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poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

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jackalqueenston:

i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha

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